Deveelop Ggaga Poetryy!

Viagra-Spam ist ja grundsätzlich nichts Gutes. Viagra-Spam kostet Speicherplatz, Zeit und belastet das periphere Nervensystem. Manchmal aber ist Viagra-Spam sehr lustig. Heute schrieb mir ein gewisser Humann Travaglio folgende Gratisprosa:
God dag,
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So weit so naja. Hätte mir Humann Travaglio nicht auch noch folgende kleine, dem „pleaasure“-Aufruf angehängte Geschichte mitgschickt:
And seldom went near it he was shocked by carol’s made from the ginger which he had purchased, and oar her hither. Stream behind her o’er the lake, castle filled up with earth on which it stands. He journeyed on. I say hopeful for the blessed proud panting orator. Gum me if i know they ever and he pointed to a small enclosure on the hillside, susie? how nice of you to come. Sit here, close pillow, where the flies alighted. Madame bovary a typical village of the province of goyaz. The clean again. Thats why i made a little war on and the cause of that attraction, he thought, and hidden meaning, recalling past images out got it. The boy guessed right the very first time. Does a do, in other words, if you were reading.
Grosses Kino.
Drei Stunden später mailte mir der Gelegenheitsdichter Scurci Killibrew diesen durchgeknallten Text:
American fashion, gentlemen took ladies to ride and i fancied his cheerfulness was strained. Hotchkiss in the wall could be seen. Doc2 himself was disheveled, else to go. I could not stay at the farm, she said: ‚the police? Are they doing anything? They’re was evident that she had grown up in the woods. Their general ticket project. Upon the whole i mrs. welman might have left all her money to mary something . A revolutionary . A practising anarchist that required extraordinary refection. During baby andmwhat do you think?tthey asked me to be take of beefs gallquart, alcoholpint, volatile one more man that night of wingraveand that man put an arm round her and remarked over his shoulder shades of maroon. this truth penetrated his abstraction.
Danke Humann, danke Scurci, you made my day!